I think the easiest way to let everyone know what has been happening with me lately is to insert part of a recent press release
“After an extensive candidate search spanning the globe, Sperm Bank International (SBI) has appointed Mack Daddy to the position of Chief Operating Officer and executive VP responsible for fluid management, and home pickup.” Daddy a native of Victoria BC possesses extensive knowledge in fluid dynamics, and fluid management. We feel he is the type of leader that will create prominent global presence for the bank. “
Changes I have instituted immediately are: Home pickup, makes donations just a phone call away. Minimal amount of “pop ups” on the website. Monthly bonus for largest donors. Great managers realize the value of really understanding what happens in day to day operations, so I decided to spend a day in the field. Image “B” is the picture of a driver (Rod) that I job shadowed. He is clearly ready to start his day! The first pickup was from our top donator, Mr. Meeoff (picture “A”). Upon arrival at his home, he introduced himself and insisted I call him by his first name Jack. Without such generous donators we simply couldn’t survive. We were on our way to the second stop and received a call from Jack, he had another donation already! Now I understood why he is the top donator. The truck (picture “c”) was now full and ready for return to headquarters, on the way back we were following an egg truck when without warning it rolled over spilling eggs everywhere. Rod tried franticly to avoid the accident but to no avail, our truck flipped on the roof as the tank split open. It was a miracle that we did not perish in this horrific accident thanks to our seatbelts.
Until next time....... Safety first kids!!
“After an extensive candidate search spanning the globe, Sperm Bank International (SBI) has appointed Mack Daddy to the position of Chief Operating Officer and executive VP responsible for fluid management, and home pickup.” Daddy a native of Victoria BC possesses extensive knowledge in fluid dynamics, and fluid management. We feel he is the type of leader that will create prominent global presence for the bank. “
Changes I have instituted immediately are: Home pickup, makes donations just a phone call away. Minimal amount of “pop ups” on the website. Monthly bonus for largest donors. Great managers realize the value of really understanding what happens in day to day operations, so I decided to spend a day in the field. Image “B” is the picture of a driver (Rod) that I job shadowed. He is clearly ready to start his day! The first pickup was from our top donator, Mr. Meeoff (picture “A”). Upon arrival at his home, he introduced himself and insisted I call him by his first name Jack. Without such generous donators we simply couldn’t survive. We were on our way to the second stop and received a call from Jack, he had another donation already! Now I understood why he is the top donator. The truck (picture “c”) was now full and ready for return to headquarters, on the way back we were following an egg truck when without warning it rolled over spilling eggs everywhere. Rod tried franticly to avoid the accident but to no avail, our truck flipped on the roof as the tank split open. It was a miracle that we did not perish in this horrific accident thanks to our seatbelts.
Until next time....... Safety first kids!!
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