Friday, March 27, 2009

Rod and myself were called into headquarters of SBI and fired as a result of the horrific accident we were both victims of. The big cone headed boss was very critical of Rods driving skills ... “you have no business operating a sperm tanker” Rod is talented driver, and will resume his driving career soon, next time you see a tanker go by look for Rod behind the wheel. I was accused of paving the way for the biggest environmental disaster in BC, estimating there will be in excess of 36000 “hickens” born as a result of the cross fertilization caused in the accident. (a hicken appears anatomically correct as regular human but has small extra fluffy chicken feathers where pubic hair would normally be found) After leaving SBI headquarters we both hit the bottle pretty hard for a week or so, Rod landed a new job drivin truck and I have decided its time to resume training again, with a come back camp soon.

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